Super Mario 64

One dark and cloudy day, I bought a copy of Mario 64 from an old guy at Sears.

I probably shouldn't have trusted him because as much as I liked his mustache it struck me as very untrustworthy.
And also the game was previously owned by some kid who died or something. None then less I took the game home and started playing. Much to my confusion it was not a copy of Mario 64 at all.

It was a game with a little girl who runs up to me and speaks a lot of stuff in
japanese. And also there is a bird that I am pretty sure really wants me to stop playing the game.

But then all of a sudden it was Mario 64. But it was dark and very scary things were happening.
SEE??
And then when I thought it couldn't get any more the scarier. All of a sudden...

DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!